Don't you send me to vm
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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