so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
my god I love twenty year old dicks
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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