it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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