i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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