Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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