garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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