Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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