I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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