i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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