Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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