I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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