Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
True strength comes from lack of pants
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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