i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
NoShamevember. You game?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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