I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
3pm strippers are depressing
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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