Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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