i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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