it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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