Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
