I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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