He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
wow bdsm is so cute
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