I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
We were destined to go to rehab together
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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