Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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