is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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