fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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