He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
do you believe in love at first sight?
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?