One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.