And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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