Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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