a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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