This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
