So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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