Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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