Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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