i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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