An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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