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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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