i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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