she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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