I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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