eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just made my gag reflex go away.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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