Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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