Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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