Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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