he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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