A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
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i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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