She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
