I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
