Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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