hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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