Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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