we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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