I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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