When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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