So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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