My room smells like vodka and shame
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
so much tequila, so little girl.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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