Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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