got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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